Some simple rules

Try to be honest, you all know there are some priorities you couldn't live without, for any reason. For instance: to taste the wonderful pleasure of taking your moments of anomalous frustration out on someone else.

About that: I'll make a list, so that whoever keeps in touch with me, being in a condition such he/she can, easily, be defined like a "semi-permanently person with a sudden menstrual syndrome", knows what, absolutely, not to do:

1) Stay away from me, if you're supposed to answer with strong and uninterested affermations to anything could be asked you, just because your cute kittie pissed on your new shoes.

2) In the case you argued with a relative/friend/your dog/your teacher/your boss/or personal trainer, remember that I DID NOT argue with you, someone else did it. Ok? So, that's not me you've to reply to, aggressively. Almost like I'm a suppliant or tormentor, together.

3) Be brave, I know what you're expected to receive from other people (we're talking about me, so from me), just because something went wrong, you would like some "sorry". Well, I won't sustain any imposition and then I won't try to convince you of something with a false smile, teasing you all the time. On the other hand: I will ignore you.

4) Everybody know: when someone is in a bad mood, the first person he/she tries to take everything out on, is, probably, the one who treated him/her in the best way possible during the last 24 hours. That's teenager's/parent's bill, things go that way.

5) Don't act like you're hurt (and, accordingly, read to get in a even badder mood) if the person you approached to with a "Fuck you, in the way you prefer and you like the best" (or synonyms), will, then, totally ignore you. What would you expect, instead?

6) Don't act like nothing happened, the day after, that is when you get quiet and calm, because, I swear, I'll make you gulp down your tongue.